The people building frontier AI say, on the record and often, that it might end in catastrophe. Meanwhile the agents keep getting more capable and occasionally wander off. This board keeps track.

Every entry is a real event with linked sources. Headlines lean sarcastic and summaries stick to what was reported. Entries marked Going dark involve serious harm, including deaths, and are written plainly with no jokes. When a result comes from a deliberate stress test, the entry says so.

Inspired by Molly White's Web3 is Going Just Great.